jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

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dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

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barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

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I hate when I let stupid little things like this bother me.

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Also thanks to my sister for more md pride for my dorm! (Ps I’m very aware that I’m a dorky freshman) #umd18

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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Another reason UMD is the best school: just received old bay, a crab mallet and a bib in the mail for the crab feast in October 😎

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

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